Video: Technology Makes Wedding Extremely Tacky

Included in all IPhone 4 and IPad 2 models is a program called Facetime.  It lets you do video chat with other Apple products that have the program, connected to either a Wi-Fi, 3G or 4G signal.  Generally, it works much better with Wi-Fi.  Otherwise, it gets really choppy.  But I digress.

Isn't it sort of an unwritten written rule that if you're a bridesmaid at a wedding, one of the requirements of being a bridesmaid is showing up at the fucking wedding?



I could understand if she had cancer or something, or if she was dying of E-bola.  In that case, wouldn't moving the wedding to her hospital room be the right thing to do?

You know the other bridesmaids were standing there thinking, "I had to spend $600 on this ugly dress.  I couldn't find anyone else to bring with me, so I had to bring my dick of an ex boyfriend.  All Heather had to do was borrow her sister's IPhone".

And the poor groomsman that lost "Rock Paper Scissors" to have to walk the IPad down the aisle.  His day is ruined.

Needless to say, this is a wedding that no one will soon forget.  

An All Female Version Of 'The Hangover'?

Sign me up!  On Friday, May 13th, a movie is coming out that will likely redefine the meaning of "chick flick".  It's called 'Bridesmaids'.  Written by, and starring, SNL's Kristin Wiig, it follows a group of bridesmaids on their bachelorette party in Las Vegas.  From the trailer, it looks like it's going to give 'The Hangover' a run for it's money.



The standout star, of the trailer at least, is Melissa McCarthy.  She seems to be the scene stealer.  The Zach Galifianakis of the group.  If her name sounds a bit familiar, it's because some of you have probably seen her every week on CBS's 'Mike & Molly' as Molly.

It's scary how such a beautiful woman can be transformed into someone so....sketchy.  But, damn, are her scenes hilarious.

And let me just say, it's so nice to see Maya Angelou in a comedy again.