Charlie Sheen Sets New Guinness World Record

...And, believe it or not, it's not for "Fastest Career Suicide By A Celebrity".  That record is still proudly held by Mel Gibson.

No, Sheen officially set the record for reaching 1 million followers on Twitter in the shortest amount of time.  He received his 1 millionth follower yesterday, 25 hours and 17 minutes after setting up his personal Twitter account, @charliesheen.

I'm sure that you've heard some of Charlie Sheen's manic, wholly WTF, 'Beastmaster'/'Highlander' inspired ramblings within the last week.  How could you have avoided them?  They're everywhere.  For some reason, 

he's now ending all of his tweets with the hashtag #tigerblood (don't ask me folks.  I just report this shit.).  It's now the top trending hashtag.

Oh.  Dear.  God.

Tweet Of The Day

Via John Stamos:

When Uncle Jessie starts making fun of you, you know you've hit rock bottom.

Best Website Ever....this week

Oh, Charlie Sheen.  Where do I start? According to TMZ, earlier this week, he had a "party" for 36 hours straight, with five porn stars, in which he went through a "briefcase" of cocaine.  Today, he's in rehab, and his show, 2 1/2 Men is on "indefinite hiatus".

If you're like me, you want to get right to the point when it comes to your Charlie Sheen news.  Don't tell me about how many porn actresses are locked in the bathroom.  Don't tell me how many pounds of black tar heroin were delivered to his hotel room.  Get to the point.  Is he dead or not?

Introducing ischarliesheendead.com.  Right to the point.  Check it once a day.  You'll know whether to set your TIVO for a new episode of 2 1/2 Men or not.  Done.  

At the moment:  "Packed the Gucci bag.  Rehab."  12 hours ago:  "Almost".  Ha ha.