Quote Of The Day

My daughter has seen the 'Tangled' DVD so many times, that everyone in the house knows the entire movie, word for word.  Yep.  The songs.  The dialogue.  Even the facial expressions of the characters.  Know them all by heart.

The first song in the movie is called 'When Will My Life Begin?".  In the first verse, Rapunzel sings:

"7 AM, the usual morning lineup
Start on the chores and sweep 'til the floor's all clean
Polish and wax, do laundry and mop and shine up
Sweep again and by then it's like 7:15"

 Really, Rapunzel?  All of that in 15 minutes?  If I were the one singing the song, it would be more like:

"Sweep again and by then it's like...March."

Damn, blondie.  Sit back and watch Oprah or something.  It's not like you're going anywhere.