A Quick "Hello"...

Hi everyone.


I know I haven't posted in, what.....five days now.


It has been an tough weekend, and I need to take a day or two to get my shit together.  I am currently in the process of going through opiate withdrawal, and it's hitting my body like a motherfucker.  I intend on writing a piece about the situation.  In fact, I was about four paragraphs in, when I decided to say, "Fuck it", and start watching TV.  Needless to say, the constant regimen of assorted pain killers that I have been taking for the last  six months are tearing my body up.  I am hurting like hell right now.  From what I have read, that is the pain killers' way of keeping you addicted.  When you stop taking them, they trick your brain into ramping up the pain levels, so that you feel like you need to take more.


Hopefully, that should go away within the next couple of days.


In the meantime, feel free to stop back by toward the end of the week.  I'm going to do my best to get back into the swing of things, and get on a regular routine.


Wish me luck.

Sunday Confessional: Forty Three Cents

It has been a rough weekend.

On Friday night, Jessi was chasing after Lennon, trying to put her into time out.  Lennon went under the dinner table.  Jessi followed, and twisted her knee.

When Jess was in high school she mangled the very same knee to the point where a number of screws and a plate had to be placed in it.  She has a nice, huge battle wound to prove it.  She woke up yesterday in severe pain, with her left knee swollen as all hell.  There was a little pocket on the outside of the knee that looked like it was full of fluid.  Didn't look good.

After an hour of negotiations, I managed to convince her to go to the ER, and get things checked out.  Our friends, Lori and Zac, were nice enough to meet us at the hospital and pick up Lennon.  They took her to Jessi's parents' place.

A Message To All Of My Feed Subscribers

Every now and then, I like to try out different feed readers to see how my blog appears.  Some look better than others.  Some give you more options than other ones do.

Anyway, I was experimenting with an RSS feed reading service the other day, and while testing it out, the top of the feed read:

"The Daily Twitch: How Balloon Animals Taught Me To Have Sex" 

Please...Please...PLEASE tell me that it hasn't been showing up this way for everyone for the last three years!!!  I can somewhat understand "The Daily Twitch" thing.  I have recently switched the name of my site, and it is possible that somehow the RSS settings are still linked to the old site and not the new one.  I may need to do some research there.

When it comes to the "balloon animal bestiality" thing, I'm at a loss.  The only thing I can think of is that I had a post of the same name, back in January of this year.  It was this funny little video of these condoms, blown up into balloon animals, doing it in different positions.  How it could of possibly become the TITLE OF MY FUCKING BLOG, I have no idea.

If this is showing up on the feed for any of  you, could you please shoot me an email?  My email is twitch@thetwitchonline.com.  Thank you.