We're Expecting.....

...the coming Apocalypse.

TMZ reported this morning, that Kim Kardashian is pregnant...with Kanye West's baby.  It seems that the Mayans were about six months off.

Poor kid's going to be nothing but ass and teeth.  Seven pounds three ounces of uncontrolled ego.



"But when you get on, he leave yo ass for a white girl...."

Video: Jay-Z & Kanye West 'Otis'

It sounds like artists have finally gotten wise to the mashup sound.  'Otis' takes a sample of Otis Redding's 'Try A Little Tenderness', and flips it on it's head.  It's an example of brilliant sampling, pieced together with an amazing set of rhymes from Jay-Z and Kanye West.

The video, directed by Spike Jonze, is pretty damn good too.



Mr. Redding would be proud.

Kanye's, I Mean Karma's, A Bitch

Live Nation issued a press release this afternoon announcing that the upcoming Kanye West tour has been canceled. AWWWWWWWW. Oh wait. I really meant to say HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

Live Nation and Interscope Records only announced the tour 13 days ago. Tickets for the first stop of the tour, which happened to be here in Phoenix, only went on sale this past Saturday.

The funny thing about it is, the press release announcing the tour on September 18th, was almost two pages in length. Today's press release was two sentences in length. It simply said the tour was canceled and that ticket refunds can be made at the place of purchase. No explanation has been given for the cancellation for the entire tour. Most people believe it is likely due to fallout from the VMA incident and that ticket demand has likely declined.

"Kanye, Imma let you finish crying in your Wheaties in a minute but first I gotta say that this is like the best news EVER!"

If Time Travel Were Possible

Why Kanye West Should Be Banned From Everything