Leave Kim Kardashian's Fat Armpits Alone

Do magazines have to resort to this in order to sell issues?

Yes, she gained a few pounds during her pregnancy.  Who doesn't?  Granted, she wore upholstery fabric to the Met Gala.  Probably not the best decision.  But, then again, Kardashians aren't exactly known for making good decisions. Just look at the jackass who's fathering the baby.

But I digress...  Is it really necessary to embarrass a celebrity on the cover of a magazine, because she got "fat" during her pregnancy?   Is that really the best message to be sending to your readers?  You're telling 240 pound housewives that someone will "never be sexy again", because they hit 220 pounds during pregnancy. 

Keep it classy, In Touch magazine...

We're Expecting.....

...the coming Apocalypse.

TMZ reported this morning, that Kim Kardashian is pregnant...with Kanye West's baby.  It seems that the Mayans were about six months off.

Poor kid's going to be nothing but ass and teeth.  Seven pounds three ounces of uncontrolled ego.



"But when you get on, he leave yo ass for a white girl...."

Kim Kardashian Makes $22 Million On Wedding Day

Oh my God.  This picture actually made news, today.  Does this ass make my ass look big? 

I know that marriage is supposed to be rewarding, but profitable?!  Apparently, Kim Kardashian thinks so.  Last weekend, she made over $22 million marrying boyfriend Kris Humphries.

 "The newlyweds sold the exclusive photo rights to US People magazine for $2.4 million, but the biggest payout came from the four-hour, two-part TV special that will air on the E! Network in October, according to the New York Post. 

"Kim’s Fairytale Wedding: A Kardashian Event " is expected to pull up to $15 million for the Kardashian family franchise and for producer Ryan Seacrest. 

The couple also get $300,000 for their exclusive engagement announcement in People and $100,000 for exclusive rights to the bridal shower with Britain’s OK! Magazine."

So...that's $17.8 million in cash.  There's another $4.4 million that was made in freebies given to the couple in exchange for promotional consideration at the event:

• Three $20,000 Vera Wang wedding dresses (all of which were somehow worn)
• $400,000 worth of Perrier Jouet Champagne 
• A $15,000, 10-tiered wedding cake
• $150,000 in hair and make up for the bride
• $750,000 in catering
• $3 million in jewelry, including a $1 million wedding band and $2 million engagement ring
• and finally, a $50,000 bachelorette party, sponsored by Tao nightclub in Las Vegas.

Sanctity of marriage my ass!

Prince May Be A JW, But He's Still A Diva

Prince became a Jehovah's Witness sometime back in 2001.  Since then, from what I've been told, his concerts just haven't been the same.  I saw him in May of 2005, and, while it was quite an experience, it was a bit of a letdown.  Since becoming a Witness, there have been a number of songs that he refuses to perform.  Songs such as 'Cream', 'Gett Off', 'Little Red Corvette',  and 'Darling Nikki', just to name a few, due to their sexual content.

He changed the lyrics to other songs.  For example, in 'Purple Rain', the line goes "You say you want a leader...But you can't seem to make up your mind...Think you better close it...And let me guide you...To the purple rain".  During the 2005 concert, he sang it "Think you better close it...Maybe open up your bible and read it a little."  Yes.  He was preaching during his show.  He even made comments during his performance about how within 5 miles of the arena, there are probably 30 churches.  All of them believed that they had the true religion, but only one did, and it was up to everyone in the arena to figure out which one was right.  If it wasn't for the fact that I had 8th row floor seats that cost me $125.00 each, I would have walked out.

Anyway, getting to the point of this post, Prince was at Madison Square Garden Monday night.  Midway through every show he calls people up on stage to dance with him.  The results can be pretty interesting.  Monday night, he called Kim Kardashian up on stage to shake her ass to the music.  And, as everyone knows, Kim probably has the most famous ass in America.  She gets up on stage and just stands there.  Doesn't move.  #1 rule at a Prince concert = When Prince calls you on stage, you better damn well dance.  He put up with her lack of enthusiasm for about 15 seconds before saying "Get off my stage", and sending her back to her seat.  Pretty funny.  Check it out:



When I saw him in 2005, not only did he throw a faulty microphone at the sound engineer's head, but he refused to come out for an encore.  He told the local media the next morning that the reason he didn't do an encore was because not all the 20,000 in attendance "stood and danced for every song of the night".  So, becoming a Jehovah's Witness may have had toned down Prince's sexuality, but it has done nothing for his humility.  He is still the over the top, self centered diva that we have known and loved for the last 30 years.  Now if only he could go back to releasing music worth listening to.