Only the Bible would consider someone that nearly slit his kid's throat because of voices in his head a good father. Happy Father's Day, everyone.
Showing posts with label Dumb Shit The Bible Says. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dumb Shit The Bible Says. Show all posts
Sunday, June 17, 2012
Sunday Comics
Only the Bible would consider someone that nearly slit his kid's throat because of voices in his head a good father. Happy Father's Day, everyone.
Monday, July 18, 2011
My New Favorite Website
Courtesy of Dumb Shit The Bible Says. That's right, www.dumbshitthebiblesays.com.
"Early in the morning, as he was on his way back to the city, he was hungry."
"Seeing a fig tree by the road, he went up to it but found nothing on it except leaves. Then he said to it, 'May you never bear fruit again!' Immediately the tree withered."
"Seeing a fig tree by the road, he went up to it but found nothing on it except leaves. Then he said to it, 'May you never bear fruit again!' Immediately the tree withered."
— Matthew 21:18-19
YOU ARE THE FUCKING SON OF GOD. WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING WITH A FIG TREE.
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