Introducing The Free Flexor, The Shake Weight For Men (Video)

"THIS is not an ordinary workout.  THIS is not boring."  (THIS is a large, misshapen dildo.)

Don't forget to cup the balls...



"Once you start to get that momentum swinging, it starts to go deep.  You can feel it."  LOL.  In case you were wondering, yes...it's real.

Video: Parenting FAIL!

I've heard it said, many times, that all evil in this world comes from either Florida or Germany.  While I find that hard to believe, this mother isn't helping the stereotype.



Yes, she's having her little boy, who can't be more than four or five "beer bong" a CapriSun.  There are so many things wrong with this video, I don't know where to start.

I'm starting to think that if you're a resident of Florida, the number for Child Protective Services should automatically be pre-programmed into your cell phone when you get it from your carrier.  It would be a nice time saver for the responsible people of the state.

Photo Of The Day II

Wait.  What?!

Video: Pageant Mom Dresses Daughter As Prostitute

As if child beauty pageants aren't controversial enough, already.  TLC has released a promotional clip for an upcoming episode of 'Toddlers and Tiaras'.  In it, Paisley comes out dressed up as her favorite actress, Julia Roberts.  Take a look.



PARENTING FAIL!!

Paisley's mother spoke to TMZ today, trying to defend herself.  She says that due to creative editing on the part of TLC, she's made to look like a bad mom.  Paisley had another outfit that day:  the dress that Julia Roberts wore at the end of 'Pretty Woman'.  See?

No harm, no foul.  She's "a modern day Cinderella".  She says, "I'm raising my child just as well as any mother does ... I take my kid to church every week ... at least I'm not forcing them into sports and getting my child injured like some parents."

Maybe not physical injuries, but that kid is going to have a mountain of therapy bills.  Is she really so blind that she doesn't realize that she dressed her 3 year old up like a hooker on national television?

National Anthem Fail

Yet again, another rock star washed up, 80s singer/third rate tequila purveyor was caught butchering the National Anthem.  This time, it was former Van Halen front man Sammy Hagar, with some help from guitar god (yet, I can't put my finger on a single tune of his), Joe Satriani.



Why is Sammy walking around so much?  Doesn't he realize you don't do the "shoulder rub with the guitar player" thing during 'The Star Spangled Banner'?  Rock rules stipulate that move cannot be made during any performance post-1987, unless it is in the form of a music video, and both the singer and guitarist are bare chested.

David Lee Roth Gary Cherone doesn't look so stup...nevermind.  If there's an up side, at least Sammy didn't yell "Cabo Wabo" at the end.

National Anthem Fail

For his sake, I hope the singer isn't American.  At least he got the first line of the song right:

This Week's Sign Of The Impending Apocalypse

Straight from the manufacturer's website:



That's right....Now available for dogs...IT'S THE SNUGGIE!!!

Now your spouse and children aren't the only members of the family you can torture this holiday season. Now the dog can be included in all the embarrassment and misery that is the Snuggie. At least they were able to corner the pet market before the knock off companies came up with the idea.