GAYEST...UNDERWEAR...EVER!!!

Courtesy of Etsy seller deardiary, these underwear by far are the gayest, and easily the coolest pieces of clothing I've seen on the website.

Get ready......

I know, right?!  If I had a boyfriend, I would totally be getting a set of these.  Hilarious.  I love 'em.

Twitch's 2009 Holiday Gift Giving Guide

With only 14 shopping days left before Christmas, I know that some of you are looking for the perfect gift to give that special someone in your life. I have compiled a list of some of the best Christmas gifts that I have found on the internet over the last few months.

FOR THE MUSIC LOVER:



How can you go wrong with this? It's a fucking Weezer Snuggie! And it comes with their new cd! How cool is that?! OK, moving on.....

FOR THE LOVER OF THE ARTS:



This one comes from Etsy. It's a watercolor portrait of the Phantom of the Opera. Measures 27"x34". For a mere $12,500, it can be yours. Description from the artist: "Decorate your walls with a painting that would reflect the pain, the sorrow, the beauty, the joy, that is displayed on stage. Having the right artwork that reflects all of these things is essential." Please let me know if you purchase this. I would love to see your bathroom after you hang it.

NOW, FOR THE WOMAN IN YOUR LIFE THAT HAS EVERYTHING:



The "Copulating Earthworm" necklace. Again from Etsy, this piece challenges the timeless ad, "Say It With Diamonds", and says, "Nay Nay. Say It With Fucking Worms". It sells for $160.00 and comes with a free Do-It-Yourself divorce kit.

AND IF ALL ELSE FAILS (LAST MINUTE/DO IT YOURSELF GIFT):



Perfect for all occasions. Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa...New Years...the list goes on and on.