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A little something to help get you through the 42nd time watching Frozen.

Today In WTF

You know that really cool Volvo commercial with Jean Claude Van Damme that went viral last week? (27 million views in four days viral)

This isn't it...




That isn't really Toronto mayor Rob Ford.  It's the work of a visual effects company in New York City by the name of Artjail.

Hilarious and horrifying, all at the same time.

BTW, during the same city council meeting today, Ford was filmed mimicking drunk driving and knocking a female city councilwoman to the ground. He's a walking cringe factory.

Just In Time For Easter

There's also potato chips, salad dressing, and ham glaze.  It's bone lickin' delicious!

There Is Such A Thing As A Family Guy Porno

Do yourself a favor...don't search for it.  And, for the love of all things holy, NEVER do an image search.  There are some really fucked up people out there.  ((shudders))

I have seen my share of porn parodies.  Hell, I've made my share of porn parodies.  This is one of the better ones.

Don't worry, this trailer IS SAFE FOR WORK.  Believe it or not, it's surprisingly just as funny as the real thing.  You'd almost think that Seth MacFarlane was writing it himself.

The last 15 seconds of the trailer made me laugh so hard, I sneezed.  (Don't judge me.)



The DVD is being released by Hustler, the same company that brought you The Simpsons parody, the Mythbusters parody, and the Reservoir Dogs parody (which, oddly enough, isn't called "Lezervoir Dogs").

On a side note, I heard about this parody through 'Tosh.0', which has it's own parody from Hustler called 'Tosh porn.Oh' (it's horrible).

Octopi Wall Street (Photo)

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This Is NOT Elizabeth Warren... (Video)

But it might as well be.  If she said what was really on her mind, I'm sure her campaign videos would look much like this:

I want a revenge voucher.

Video: Gamewave Commercial (Parody)

This is a parody of the Gamefly commercials that you frequently see on television.  It's NSFW, if only for excessive use of the word "vagina",  I can't explain.  You'll just have to see for yourself.  Pretty spot on.

Video: The 'Twilight' Movies In Four Seconds

"No!"  LMAO!

Piracy Warnings

Is it just me, or are the piracy warnings at the beginning of DVDs starting to get a tad ridiculous?  From 'The IT Crowd':

Most Adorable Movie Remakes EVER.

Arthur Recreates, a new blog by literary blogger Emily Cleaver, oozes cuteness.  Emily puts her son Arthur into photo recreations of famous movies, often using his Bumbo, his crib or his favorite stuffed giraffe.  Very creative way to document your baby.  I can't decide if my favorite is 'The Godfather', or the 'Shawshank Redemption' recreation, so I'll post both.  Awww.

Something tells me he going to have a hard time getting to Zihuatanejo.

Michele Bachmann's New Campaign Song

Brought to you by The Drive-By Christian Broadcasting Network School of Law for Fundamentalist Government Infiltration.  Hilarious.

George W. Bush Finally Responds To Bin Laden Death

As expected, he completely fucks it up.

New Thor Trailers Debut

'Thor' is scheduled to premiere in theaters this Friday.  Conan O'Brien showed two new trailers on his show earlier this week.  I'm not so sure that I want to see the movie now.  I don't think Chris Hemsworth  was the right casting choice for Thor.





Jesus Christ!  I laughed so hard when I saw this.  "Hiya!  I'm Thor!"  Ha Ha Ha.

Special Valentine's Day Tune From Eminem And Lil' Wayne

Tarran Killam and Jay Pharoah of SNL demonstrate why Eminem and Lil' Wayne make a bad choice of music to woo your woman with.  Killam does a shockingly good job at channeling Eminem:



"KNIFE!!"

Parody Of Every British Action Movie Made In The Last 15 Years

I remember the first time watching a couple of Guy Ritchie's movies, like 'Snatch' and 'Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels', I had to rewind the DVD over and over again.  It took me forever to figure out what the characters were saying.  It looks like I wasn't the only one.

On the most recent episode of SNL, they aired a trailer for a new British movie titled 'Don' You Go Rounin' Roun to Re Ro', featuring British comedian Russell Brand  It is a spot on parody of every British action movie that has been released since 1998.  They even have the local neighborhood bad guy with the dog on the couch.  Ha ha.  Check it out:



Oh, and the website featured at the end of the trailer, www.donyougorouninrountorero.com, it's a legitimate promotional website for a fake movie.  When 'Saturday Night Live' does a gag, they like to go all out.

Twitch's 2009 Holiday Gift Giving Guide

With only 14 shopping days left before Christmas, I know that some of you are looking for the perfect gift to give that special someone in your life. I have compiled a list of some of the best Christmas gifts that I have found on the internet over the last few months.

FOR THE MUSIC LOVER:



How can you go wrong with this? It's a fucking Weezer Snuggie! And it comes with their new cd! How cool is that?! OK, moving on.....

FOR THE LOVER OF THE ARTS:



This one comes from Etsy. It's a watercolor portrait of the Phantom of the Opera. Measures 27"x34". For a mere $12,500, it can be yours. Description from the artist: "Decorate your walls with a painting that would reflect the pain, the sorrow, the beauty, the joy, that is displayed on stage. Having the right artwork that reflects all of these things is essential." Please let me know if you purchase this. I would love to see your bathroom after you hang it.

NOW, FOR THE WOMAN IN YOUR LIFE THAT HAS EVERYTHING:



The "Copulating Earthworm" necklace. Again from Etsy, this piece challenges the timeless ad, "Say It With Diamonds", and says, "Nay Nay. Say It With Fucking Worms". It sells for $160.00 and comes with a free Do-It-Yourself divorce kit.

AND IF ALL ELSE FAILS (LAST MINUTE/DO IT YOURSELF GIFT):



Perfect for all occasions. Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa...New Years...the list goes on and on.

Hitler Finds Out "Balloon Boy" Was A Hoax

Usually, when it comes to anything, I wouldn't side with a genocidal psychopath, and someone who has a permanent spot in the top 3 as "Worst Human Ever". In this instance, though, I must say that Hitler brings up some very strong points, better than I've heard from Nancy Grace at least. Very funny:



This is the first 'Flight of the Navigator' reference I've heard in 15 years! I used to love that movie! Seriously....FLIGHT OF THE NAVIGATOR?!?! Is that even on Blu-ray?(According to Amazon.com...no) This is easily the best parody video I have seen in years. Wonderful job with the subtitles. I accidentally came across it this morning and liked it so much, immediately viewed it two more times. Just thought I would share.

'Take On Me' In The Dairy Section

Jessi and I were talking about this clip from 'Family Guy' earlier today, and I just couldn't get it out of my head until I posted it. It's funny as all hell and I think of it every time I reach for a gallon of milk or orange juice at the grocery store. Pass it on.

Republicans: There's A Rep For That

Courtesy of Joe.My.God: