You Can't Say She Didn't Try

We have a rule in our family:  If it makes mommy and daddy laugh, the kid doesn't get punished.  This little girl would have been let off the hook.  No problem.

Octopi Wall Street (Photo)

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Jehovah's Witness Mice (Cartoon)

Good Morning

Looks like a beautiful day outside.  Think I'll take a quick run...

Ha ha ha.  Who am I kidding?  I can't run.  In fact, I'm still in bed.  I wrote this post last night.

Photos: Someone Should Really Do A Background Check On The Guy Making The Signs

From Cajun Mike's, in New Orleans, Louisiana:

Travel Tip:  If you are ever lucky enough to vacation in beautiful New Orleans, NEVER get drunk and pass out at Cajun Mike's.  You may wake up the next morning missing your pants, and with a sore mouth. Just sayin'...

Photo Of The Day

Church Sign Of The Day

Westboro Baptist Church has it all wrong.

Photo Of The Day

Autographed by whom, exactly?

Via Jesus Needs New PR

Photo: We Will Never Forget

Photo: Shocking Photo Of D.C. Earthquake Devestation

I smell a celebrity telethon in the works.

Most Unfortunate Candy Name Ever

The small print below the brand name says, "Pronounced Gets'".  Something tells me that the line was added after everyone started referring to it as "Goatse" candy.  Slightly disturbing.  Especially considering the way that the candy looks.

"One Of These Things Is Not Like The Other"

Let me start off by saying that the following picture IS NOT ALTERED.  It was taken in Los Angeles yesterday as Shaquille O'Neal and his girlfriend, Nicole "Hoopz" Alexander were shopping.

Shaq clocks in at 7' 1", and weighs around 325 lbs.  His girlfriend:  5'2" and couldn't weigh more than 120.

Look at their hands.  The whole scene looks almost criminal.  It looks like someone of average size walking hand in hand with a seven year old.

It's nice to see that Shaq has found someone that he can see eye to eye navel with since his divorce.

Why I Would Never Be Allowed On eHarmony

Dear Lenny Kravitz: You're Trying Too Hard

Really?!  A wired headset for your wireless phone?  Not out of necessity, but simply in the attempt of being "cool".  The new trend in hipster:  "Bluetooth is so 2010."