Follow Me

Showing posts with label Jersey Shore. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jersey Shore. Show all posts

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Abercrombie Offers Unique Endorsement Deal To Jersey Shore Clan


In what has to be the strangest endorsement deal ever, Abercrombie and Fitch has offered Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino money not to wear their clothes.  Why?  In essence, it's ruining the brand's image.

A spokesman for the clothing line told CNN yesterday:
"We are deeply concerned that Mr. Sorrentino's association with our brand could cause significant damage to our image. We understand that the show is for entertainment purposes, but believe this association is contrary to the aspirational nature of our brand, and may be distressing to many of our fans.  We have therefore offered a substantial payment to Michael 'The Situation' Sorrentino and the producers of MTV's The Jersey Shore to have the character wear an alternate brand," A&F continues. "We have also extended this offer to other members of the cast and are urgently waiting a response."
 The 'Jersey Shore' cast devalues everything that they touch.  It is long overdue that a company has publicly drawn a line in the sand and said, "You can fist pump and bang your personal reputations to shit, but leave our products out of it".  Way to go, Abercrombie and Fitch.  I may not like your clothing, but I admire your style.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

America's Chief Export: Syphilis

In the last decade, the UK has brought us some decent television.  With just 'American Idol' and 'The Office', remakes of British TV shows take up a large portion of many of American's weekly viewing.  And, don't get me started on 'Doctor Who'.

I guess it's time that we return the favor.  Premiering on May 24th, on MTV UK, is the British version of 'The Jersey Shore'.  It's called 'The Georgie Shore'.  Here is a preview.



I'm not kidding.  This is a real show.  On the cast bios, "Gary, 23" reads as follows:
"he has a manhood that’s the size of a TV remote control (he even has photographic evidence) and being “mint” in bed… or so he says!"
Maybe the Mayans were right about the whole "2012/End of the world" thing.  I need to take a shower.