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Showing posts with label squirrels. Show all posts

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Cop Pepper Sprays Baby Squirrel...I'm Not Kidding

This video was taken Wednesday by a student at Kimbrough Middle School, in Mesquite, Texas.  The video shows an officer macing a baby squirrel.  You can hear students on the video screaming and pleading for the officer not to do it.



I guess that's how they do things in Texas.  The squirrel was later arrested on terrorism charges.

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Cleaning Tips For Crazy People

If your cat pukes in the hallway, put it on you to do list. By the time you get to it:

Wake up
Roll out of bed
Kill imaginary squirrel
Get mail
Put on underwear
Feed Fish
Watch 'Price is Right'
Play Backgammon with Hitler
Take Shower
Put on dry underwear
Post blog
Eat Crunch Berries
Read email
Read TMZ.com
Clean up cat puke

Cat will have already eaten dried cat puke....problem solved.