Why Jehovah's Witnesses Are Drawn To The Muppets

For a lot of you, I'm going to ruin 'The Muppet Show', and for that, I apologize.

About 20 years ago, an old Witness friend told me about this.  He said there were days when it was the only thing to get him through the day at Bethel.

Did you know that the lyrics of Kingdom Melody #117, 'Marriage - God's Arrangement', match up perfectly with 'The Muppet Show' theme song?  It does....and it's GLORIOUS.

I thought I would have a little fun, and added new lyrics to a video of 'The Muppet Show' opening.  Enjoy.

Asshole Of The Week

Our asshole of the week comes courtesy of one of my Facebook pages, Sluts For Obama 2012.  On June 6th, we received the following comment from gentleman and scholar, David Roach:

 

Apparently, he thinks Michelle Obama is the President of the United States.  So, I guess you have to take what he says with a grain of salt.  In fact, from this point forward, I'm going to refer to David "The Cock" Roach, and other trolls like him, as "Honey".  As in, "Oh, Honey".

Example:

Don't forget to vote this year, people.  Honey is voting.  So are hundreds of thousands of like-minded Honeys like him.

The Epitome Of Trolling

The protesters of Occupy Melbourne are not allowed to set up tents in Flagstaff Gardens, the park where they have been demonstrating for the last few weeks.  Every time they attempt to, Melbourne police immediately come in and force them to take them down.  Watch what happened Saturday afternoon.  It's mayhem at it's best.