Quote Of The Day

"The next step, I am sure, by the way, for the Occupy Wall Street crowd is for Anderson Cooper, Bill Maher, and Jon Stewart, the trifecta of conventional wisdom's failed liberalism, to come down to Wall Street and join the masses in demanding more of our tax money so they can all be supported as novelists and movie directors. 

"You poor kids. You are basically asking to be supported and taken care of by Mommy and Daddy. Wake up, kids. Wall Street is you, with all of your wants and needs and wishes, only they have the balls to go out and work for it. Sometimes they are crooks and sometimes they are fools -- but you know what? So are all of us.

 "Listen to Mr. Cain. Shut up and get to work."

- Asshole, failed actor, and Creationism enthusiast Ben Stein, on the Occupy Wall Street movement. 

An Urgent Message For Hosni Mubarak

In related news, it is believed that the majority of the violence perpetrated against journalists was done by police forces disguised as pro-Mubarak protesters.  Anti-Mubarak protesters have set up entry checkpoints into Tahrir Square today and are requiring identification for entry into the Square.  State issued ID displays the persons occupation in Egypt, making it impossible for undercover police officers to infiltrate protests on such short notice.  Journalists are being welcomed in the protests today with open arms.

Pee Wee And Andy's Big Adventure

One of the funnier Digital Shorts I've seen on SNL in a while: