Happy Thanksgiving

Photo Of The Day

HA!!!!

She licked her makeup off, from sticking her tongue out so much.  This is the greatest thing I've seen today.

Oh....one more.....

Lindsay Lohan's Playboy Photos Leaked (NSFW)

The Playboy magazine featuring Lindsay Lohan was scheduled to be released mid-January.  However, a number of websites, most notably Drunken Stepfather, leaked the entire series of photographs on Saturday afternoon.  Hugh Hefner has announced that he may be putting the issue on shelves next week, in order to keep from it being a total loss for the publishing empire.

Completely unrecognizable.  I thought it was a blond Anne Hathaway.

It is reported that Lohan received $1 million for posing nude in the magazine.  In return, a "source close to Playboy" told TMZ that they would be getting the "holy trifecta"..."boobs, ass and vag".

Lies.  Lies.  ALL LIES!!

Not only did readers not get the "holy trifecta", but Lindsay is so Photoshopped, that between the ten photos in the magazine, it looks like there are three different women posing.

Save your $5.99.

View the entire series of pictures, uncensored, directly from the pages of Playboy, after the break:

Smells Like Miley Cyrus

I am a child of the 80s, but I grew up in the 90s.  That being said, Nirvana had a huge influence on my life in my late teens and early twenties.

I guess Kurt Cobain had an influence on Miley Cyrus' life too.  At least, that's what she told a crowd in Quito, Ecuador, last week.  She starts to speaks to the screaming crowd.  Interesting fact about Ecuador:  the official language is Spanish.  There are actually 22 languages spoken within the country itself, none of which are English. Anyway, she's blathering on, in English, about how she's become such an inspiration to so many girls around the world, so it's only fitting that she sings a song that inspired her to get into music.

Oh, and she used to sing this song to her brother when he was a baby.

~cue 'Smells Like Teen Spirit'

I'm not expecting you to watch the whole video.  Hell, I'm not expecting you to watch it at all.  But, if you watch any of it, I'm begging you, watch between :45 and :55.  Miley does "The Elaine Dance".  If you're not familiar with the Elaine Dance, let me give you a sample.



You know, they say that when you die, you empty your bowels and shit yourself.  Last Thursday night, after being gone for 17 years, Kurt Cobain shit himself again.



WHAT THE FUCK?!?

Billy Ray Cyrus' daughter, the one who grew up to pole dance on the Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards to 'Party in the U.S.A.', was influenced by Nirvana?  Doubtful.  Could it be that she heard the title 'Smells Like Teen Spirit', thought the title sounded neat, and decided to sing it, having no clue what the song is actually about?  Absofuckinglutely.

I'm just thankful that Kurt's dead.  Otherwise, I'd be posting a blog about how the lead singer of Nirvana put a shotgun in his mouth over the weekend.