Blind Link Of The Day

Very NSFW.  But, I promise you, you won't regret it.  It's one of the most interesting things you will ever read.

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Pinterest Finally Letting Users Pin Nudity (NSFW)

...as long as it's artistic.

Today, Pinterest announced that they will finally ease up their restrictions on pinning pornography.  Since the site started, they've had a pretty strict no nudity policy.  Other Internet entrepreneurs have capitalized on this policy, creating porn-only Pinterest-like sites.  Pornterest comes to mind.  Pinterest executives said,

"Pinterest is about expressing your passions and people are passionate about art and that may include nudes. So we're going to try to accommodate that."

FINALLY!

I'm not saying that I've been counting the days until I could post something vulgar on a social networking site.  But, there are a number of photos that I find very beautiful, that I would like to share.  If you know me, you know that I'm a fan of tattoos and body modification.  I'm also a very sexual individual.  My sexuality is just as much a part of me as my political ideologies or belief system.  It's going to be somewhat refreshing to be able to share my interests with my friends and other like minded individuals out there.

So, what should be my first NSFW pin?   Perhaps this?

I've Lost My Advertisers

When I checked my email this morning, I had message in my inbox from the site's advertising service.  It read:

"Hello,

During a recent review of your account we found that you are currently displaying ads in a manner that is not compliant with our program policies.

EXAMPLE PAGE:

http://www.thetwitchonline.com/2011/12/lindsay-lohans-playboy-photos-leaked.html

Please note that this URL is an example and that the same violations may exist on other pages of this website or other sites in your network.

VIOLATION(S) FOUND:

As stated in our program policies, publishers are not permitted to place ads on pages with adult or mature content. In addition to photos and videos which contain nudity or sexual activities, below are some other examples of unacceptable content:

 * Lewd or provocative images

 *Crude or indecent language, including adult stories

   * Sexual tips or advice

   * Sexual fetish sites (e.g. foot fetish content)

   * Adult toys or products 

   * Ads or links to external sites containing adult content 

   * Adult links and/or adult keywords within the meta data in the source code of your site

ACTION TAKEN: We have disabled ad serving to your site."

But that's half of my site!!!

The smoking gun seems to be the Lindsay Lohan post I published a couple of months ago.  It's funny that they considered Lohan's Playboy pics "unacceptable content", yet didn't have an issue with my Ronald Reagan post, the talking vibrator, Tom Ford sniffing perfume samples out of a model's ass, Lady Gaga's ass, or Tori Spelling's breasts showing on Twitter.  Not to mention the countless times I've used the "C word".

Personally, I found Lindsay Lohan's Playboy shoot "unacceptable", but for different reasons entirely.

I'm really going to miss that 93 cents that came in each week.

Oh.  One last thing.  DILDO FIGHT!!!

Lindsay Lohan's Playboy Photos Leaked (NSFW)

The Playboy magazine featuring Lindsay Lohan was scheduled to be released mid-January.  However, a number of websites, most notably Drunken Stepfather, leaked the entire series of photographs on Saturday afternoon.  Hugh Hefner has announced that he may be putting the issue on shelves next week, in order to keep from it being a total loss for the publishing empire.

Completely unrecognizable.  I thought it was a blond Anne Hathaway.

It is reported that Lohan received $1 million for posing nude in the magazine.  In return, a "source close to Playboy" told TMZ that they would be getting the "holy trifecta"..."boobs, ass and vag".

Lies.  Lies.  ALL LIES!!

Not only did readers not get the "holy trifecta", but Lindsay is so Photoshopped, that between the ten photos in the magazine, it looks like there are three different women posing.

Save your $5.99.

View the entire series of pictures, uncensored, directly from the pages of Playboy, after the break:

Tori's Ta Tas Tipped Off On Twitter (NSFW)

Last night, Tori Spelling's husband, Dean McDermott tweeted a picture of his son with something on his forehead.  Awww.  How cute.

Wait.  Aren't those Tori Spelling's bare breasts in the background?  What the hell?

For anyone interested, an uncensored version is available after the break.  You have to wonder, how did he not notice her boobs in the picture before he uploaded it to Twitter? 

Coincidentally...or not...season 6 of 'Tori and Dean' premieres on the Oxygen Network on November 29th.  Could this have been a way to get some cheap attention towards their Twitter feeds?

Did Designer Tom Ford Just? Yeah. He Totally Did. (NSFW)

American designer Tom Ford is probably best known for turning around Gucci's public image in the 90s.  Since then, he has introduced his own menswear brand in 2005, as well as his own line of beauty products and perfumes.

Speaking of perfumes, Ford is featured in the latest issue of Russian 'Vogue', testing out the latest scents at his desk.  He has a look on his face that says, "Ho hum.  Another boring Tuesday."  And then you see the rest of the photo.

***The rest of this post is NSFW.  If you're drinking something, please swallow it now.  I would hate for you to get coffee on your screen***

Craigslist Ad Of The Day (NSFW)

Some background:

Comedian Louis C.K. was performing a sold out show at Brooklyn's The Bell House last Friday night.  Tickets were only $10 apiece.  Can you believe that?

"Don" had a pair of tickets to the show, but was unable to go (you'll see why), and decided to sell the tickets online at face value.  He did have an unusual request for those interested in purchasing the tickets, however.

Take a look at the ad after the jump.  ***Warning:  NSFW on account of language. (He's not happy with his wife.)

Video: American Juggalo (Documentary)

Sean Dunne filmed a short documentary last month called 'American Juggalo'.  For those of you not in the know, a "Juggalo" is a self-described term for a fan of the Insane Clown Posse.  Every August, thousands of Juggalos come together in rural Illinois for The Gathering of the Juggalos.  It's a week of concerts, alcohol, drugs, carnival rides and "family".

The documentary is very well made.  It's surprisingly fascinating.  Once I started it, I couldn't turn it off.  It was like watching a National Geographic special on a lost tribe.  The video did solidify all of my assumptions about the Juggalo demographic, however.  Nothing but unemployed, uneducated, poor, drug addicted  white trash.  This film could easily be fodder for the Republican party to end all entitlement programs.  You even have expectant mothers smoking on film.  Lovely bunch of people.

I highly recommend watching it.  The documentary is EXTREMELY NSFW (EXCESSIVE LANGUAGE, NUDITY, DRUG USE, ETC.)

Today In "Ew, Get The Fuck Off Of Me!" (NSFW)

The video below is a demonstration of a real product currently on the market.  It's called the "My Little Secret Talking Head MP3 Vibrator".  Believe it or not, you can buy one on Amazon.

The product description is as follows.  I am pasting it as-is, punctuation errors and all:

"The talking head mp3 vibrator is a rabbit vibe with state of the art cd-quality speakers that talks dirty to you. you can enjoy your most intimate fantasies with sexy strangers or have your lover instantly record your favorite audio fantasy to suit any erotic occasion. you can download dozens of fantasy lovers or record your own fantasy with cd-quality sampling technology. the talking head is very enjoyable with the headphones or with the sound off. it delivers a range of vibrator speeds and modes, including separate controls for the rabbit. the base has rotating pearls that add intensity to your sensual experience"

While the product may sound intriguing in theory, your curiosity, as well as your libido will take a dive, once the device is turned on:



No.  No.  No.  Just....NO!

That may be the first time I have ever been skeeved out by a sex toy.  Who could have possibly thought that was "sexy"?!  Even gay men would be screaming, "Get the fuck away from me!", after turning that thing on.  It's has that universal "dry heave" factor.

And what's with the name?  "My Little Secret"?  What is your secret?  That you're doing you're dad's drunk boss?  What, was "Date Rape in a Can" already trademarked?

I love how the vibrator came first.  Quality product.

Video: Live On Weather Channel...It's Raining Men! (NSFW)

According to a live feed from Virginia Beach this afternoon, it's raining cats, dogs and naked college guys.  Check out the guy in the red shorts about thirty seconds in.



Hallelujah!

Mash Up Monday - Oh No (NSFW)

Looking back over the months that I have been posting 'Mash Up Monday' posts, I'm surprised that I haven't posted one Girl Talk track yet.  For those of you unfamiliar with the Mashup genre, Girl Talk, aka Gregg Gillis, is truly a pioneer.  The New York Times Magazine once called him a "lawsuit waiting to happen", due to the high number of samples, often numbering 400-500, that he uses per album without permission.  To skirt copyright law, he often cites fair use and offers his albums for free to his listeners.

His most recent album, 'All Day', was released in November.  It can be downloaded, for free, from the official Girl Talk website.  The following video for the album's first track, 'Oh No', is fan made, as is all of them.  It contains brief nudity and adult language.  NSFW

30 Seconds To Mars - Hurricane (Uncensored Director's Cut) NSFW

This video is for 30 Seconds to Mars' new single, 'Hurricane.  It's visually stunning, and sexy as all hell.  The director, Bartholomew Cubbins, is Jared Leto's alter ego.  Jared Leto...yum.

Two Word Tuesday (NSFW)

Hellooo Nurse