Lindsay Lohan's Playboy Photos Leaked (NSFW)

The Playboy magazine featuring Lindsay Lohan was scheduled to be released mid-January.  However, a number of websites, most notably Drunken Stepfather, leaked the entire series of photographs on Saturday afternoon.  Hugh Hefner has announced that he may be putting the issue on shelves next week, in order to keep from it being a total loss for the publishing empire.

Completely unrecognizable.  I thought it was a blond Anne Hathaway.

It is reported that Lohan received $1 million for posing nude in the magazine.  In return, a "source close to Playboy" told TMZ that they would be getting the "holy trifecta"..."boobs, ass and vag".

Lies.  Lies.  ALL LIES!!

Not only did readers not get the "holy trifecta", but Lindsay is so Photoshopped, that between the ten photos in the magazine, it looks like there are three different women posing.

Save your $5.99.

View the entire series of pictures, uncensored, directly from the pages of Playboy, after the break:

If Best Picture Nominated Movie Posters Were Honest

I remember about 20 years ago, Dudley Moore was in a movie called 'Crazy People'.  The plot of the movie was that an ad executive finally decided to be truthful in advertising and everyone thought he was crazy, so they locked him up in a mental hospital.  One of the ads he did in the film was a poster for a horror movie called 'The Freak'.

His advertisement read:  "This movie won't just scare you.  It will fuck you up for life."

When I saw this series of Photoshopped posters on TheShiznit, 'The Freak' was the first thing I thought of:

And my favorite...

Fuck, I guess I need to go see True Grit.