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Friday, April 22, 2011

74 Years Ago Today

A young, pregnant showgirl by the name of June Frances Nicholson, gave birth to a little boy.  She named him John Joseph.  Immediately upon being delivered, he looked up at the doctor, and said, "Wait until they get a load of me".  He then asked one of the nurses for a cigar, two fingers of scotch, and to refer to him as "Jack".

The rest was history.

Jack Nicholson is an actor that puts a little bit of himself in every role.  You never know at what point Jack stops and the character starts.  He has been superb in everything he has done.  As the most nominated actor in Oscar history, with 12 Academy Award nominations and three wins, he has set the mold for the American actor for decades to come.

Perhaps my favorite Nicholson movie of all times is 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest'.  In it, Jack plays Randle McMurphy, a trouble maker and criminal that hopes to serve out the rest of his sentence for statutory rape in a mental institute, instead of doing hard labor while in prison.  It's possibly the greatest performance of Nicholson's career, a role that earned him an Oscar in 1975.  I have seen the movie 20 times or more, and the final seen makes me cry every time I see it.  It's the epitome of friendship, love, mercy and compassion.  Happy Birthday, Jack.



Earth Day 2011

Earth Day has sort have lost it's impact over the last couple of years.  Environmentalism has as a whole, in fact.  A large percentage of the population think the concept of global warming is a farce and believe in the myth of "clean coal".  Some in Congress even want to do away with the Environmental Protection Agency.

I was trying to think of a video that inspired me when it came to this great little planet we call Earth.  I came up with two.  They are both from Matt Harding, a video game developer for Pandemic Studios, that decided in 2003 to start traveling the world until the money that he had saved up had run out.  A friend of his videotaped him doing a corny dance on the streets of Vietnam, and 'Where the HELL is Matt?' was born.  Using 'Lullaby' from Deep Forest as his backing track, he put together a montage of clips of himself dancing in various locations during 2003 and 2004.



In 2006, he was approached by Stride gum to do another video.  This time he traveled to 39 countries on 7 continents.



Matt went back to the executives at Stride in 2008, with an idea for a third video.  Not so much focus on his silly dancing, but more on the people that he meets along the way.  For some reason, maybe it's the music, maybe it's seeing people from so many different cultures, this one tugs at my heart.



Years after seeing these videos for the first time, one word comes to mind when describing them:  inspirational.  We live in such a beautiful and amazing world.  I hope you enjoyed the videos as much as I did.

Thursday, April 21, 2011

'Fox & Friends': Get A Pap Smear At Walgreens

I don't know how I missed this a few days ago, but better late than never, right?

Last Monday, April 11th, when the cable news channels were still talking about the "The Government Shutdown That Almost Happened, But Didn't, Of 2011", the community college journalism minors at 'Fox & Friends' started talking about Democrats and funding Planned Parenthood.  Then, one of the dumbest sentences ever uttered on television was spoken.  I'll let Stephen Colbert explain.

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A group of women nationwide decided to go to their local Walgreens, and see if they could get a pap smear or a breast exam.  They videotaped their experience.  I think they scared the stock boy.  Spoiler alert:  No stirrups next to the cat food.



I know, this post is a little video heavy, but bear with me.  It's worth it.

Just a week before the Walgreens debacle, 'Fox & Friends' reported on a "new" line of multicultural Crayola crayons and markers, meant to give children a variety of options when it comes to skin colors for their coloring books.  When I was a kid, you had a peachish color, tar black, or "burnt sienna" (which in no way resembled any person of color, whether they be Native American, African American, or Latino).  Of course, the people at 'Fox & Friends' didn't find the product as a step forward towards a conversation in diversity, but somehow offensive.



The crayons are not actually "new" by any means.  Crayola introduced them in 1992.  They've been on the market for 19 years!

Keep in mind, I do not watch Fox News at all.  The heads up on these "lapses in journalistic integrity" come second hand, usually from the internet or 'The Daily Show'.  Imagine how many blog posts I could do if only I watched the program every day.  Nah, not worth it.

My favorite 'Fox & Friends' gaffe of the last 6 months or so comes from October of last year. They reported on a story that the City of Los Angeles was investing $1 billion on 100,000 jetpacks for firefighters, paramedics, and emergency responders.  Their news source, unfortunately, turned out to be 'The Weekly World News', the same paper who had a headline yesterday called, "Obama Was Born - On Mars".  It claims that he was indeed born on Mars, and brought here as a child by aliens from the planet Zeeba.  The original jetpack story is here, by the way.




It appears that the, "Oh yeah, by the way, that story we did 45 minutes ago was complete bullshit" bit is a regular thing on the program.  SNL picked up on this a couple of weeks ago, and hit the nail right on the head.  The best part comes in at the last 30 seconds or so.



Is this even supposed to be considered news anymore?  Shouldn't they be held to the same standards as CNN or MSNBC?  Hell, shouldn't they be held to the same journalistic standards as the 'Today' show or 'Good Morning America'?  If Al Roker came on your set tomorrow, and said it was going to be 93 in Anchorage, Alaska, and snowing and -23 in Miami, wouldn't he be fired?  Why aren't these people?  Don't answer that.  It was a rhetorical question.

"Sell Crazy Someplace Else. We're All Stocked Up Here."

I blog about a number of different things that catch my attention.  This page started off with the intent on discussing my day to day life with Tourette's and PTSD, but that became very depressing.  I found that I had to change it up very quickly.  So, I started to write on what I was passionate about.  Some days it's music.  Other times, I'll post about politics or gay rights.  Sometimes, I'll go for a week without posting anything but a movie trailer (sorry about those weeks).  The posts on this blog that seem to get the most attention, and many times the most comments, are the ones about Jehovah's Witnesses, and my experiences from within the organization.

I tend to have quite a few readers that are former JWs, and that find my site from Google searches, looking for information regarding the religion.  I have contemplated many times about making the blog an "ex-JW only" themed page, but have decided against it, because I would probably end up starting another blog just to write about everything else, anyway.

Because some of what I write about has to do with the gay community, I have chosen to moderate the comments at this time, so I can make sure nothing hateful or homophobic appears on the site.  So, every comment pops up in my email first, and gives me the option to either publish it, or delete it.  With that being said, one of the drawbacks of posting something Jehovah's Witness related, is having to subsequently deal with the comments.  I would say that about 95% of the comments I receive are positive in nature.  In some of them, the reader relates a story or an experience they had back in the day as a JW.  The other 5% however, is a mixed bag.  

About two months ago, I published a post entitled, "02/15/2011 Watchtower: Disfellowshipped/Disassociated Ones Are 'Demons'".  Many of you read it.  Quite a few of you commented on it on various Facebook pages.  Overall, readers seemed to have the same reaction to the Watchtower article as I did:  The organization had gone too far to show the requirement for Jehovah's Witnesses to shun their disfellowshipped family members.

Apparently, there are some that disagree with me.  I received a Facebook message on March 23rd.  Keep in mind, I do not publish my Facebook address.  I don't have any links to my Facebook account from my blog.  Someone TRACKED MY ASS DOWN in order to write me directly.  I'm not going to who the message is from, but I will print it, exactly as it appeared in my inbox:
"Hi Adam
I read your message on the wall regarding disfellowship people being class like demons. I read the article in question and feel that wasnt the message the society was trying to get across. The Elder was trying to comfort the mother. Explaning to her that Jehovah understands what she was going thru. Jehovah had sons that rebeled and so Jehovah had to protect the rest of his angel sons and human race and though it pained him him he get off association with his disobedient sons. So Jehovah understands our pain.
And no im not a Jehovah's Witness im disfellowship also. I knew what I was doing at the time. We are like children to Jehovah, and like all children if we do wrong and we dont listen to our parents then we are disciplene for our own good to bring us back to our senses. I dont mean to be rude or cause offence to you. Sorry for my bad spelling."
Honestly, I was dumbfounded.  Completely at a loss for words.  At a moment's notice, this was the only thing I could type back:
"Wow. I don't even know how to respond. Good luck. I'll just leave it at that." 
Now that I've had some time to think about a better response, let me just say.......

"Oh, no!"

"Stop drinking the Kool Aid, sister."  I can understand this if, say you've been disfellowshipped for a relatively short period of time, and your residual "Witness guilt" is getting the better of you.  Otherwise, let me fill you in on something.  It's complete nonsense.  Here's why.

In a nutshell, Witnesses disfellowship for two reasons, 1) to "protect the flock", and 2) as a way to encourage the "wrongdoer" to come back to the congregation.  From what has been reported by those trying to return to  the congregation in recent months, people have been told that they cannot look others in the eye, that they must sit apart from the congregation, and that they weren't allowed to stay for the final prayer.

Imagine being told that you're an alcoholic, and that the only way you're going to get better is by going to a 12 step program.  You show up at your first AA meeting and your told that you're not allowed to participate with the rest of the group.  You also have to look down at the ground, so as to not look anyone in the eye.  Then, the group moderator takes your folding chair and moves it into the room next door, and tells you that you have to get up and leave before the serenity prayer is said.  How much do you think that you'll get out of the program?  Do you think you will be on your way to sobriety just as quickly as the rest of the members of the group?  Of course not.

Do you honestly think that, as a disfellowshipped person, Jehovah's Witnesses give a shit about you?  If they really wanted to "encourage" you to come back, wouldn't your family and friends have an active role in doing so?  Why are you defending them?  They hate you!  They hate all of us.  How could you think any differently?  How can you still buy that bullshit that you've been spoon fed all of this time?

Moving on.  Another comment, about the same post.  This one received on the site itself.  This was left by an "Anonymous" reader last week.  Again, I am printing this, as is, unedited, word for word.
they go into the understanding of yehweh Yahweh - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia 329] states: “Jehovah (Yahweh), in the Hebrew you have to undershand they Je or Jeh or Jah means Lord or God Hovah Hoba and Hova means, like 20 words like, Wickedness, Naughty, and more words along these lines so really who is Jehovah, who is Lord or God of Wickedness..................... Yahweh Translates into Jehovah im sorry but it does................. now this is important THE!! hear me THE Shocking Implications of 'Jehovah' We now see how the first part of the Sacred Name "Yah" was changed to "Jeh" as the "J" developed and the "a" was replaced with "e" to hide the name. The suffix "hovah" is No. 1943 in Strong's Hebrew Dictionary and has the meaning of "ruin: mischief." It is another form of No. 1942, havvah, which is translated "calamity, iniquity, mischief, mischievous (thing), naughtiness, naughty, noisome, perverse thing, substance, very wickedness." Ok so who r they worshipping oh dear the god of wickedness also they preach from the new world order.. Sorry I mean translation same bible that once had 73 books but Constantine etc reduced to 66 books I'm strongly considering reading the Quran as 114 books are easily recited by children ad young as 8 in entire villages to prevent corruption and it tells u to believe in torah n Christ but be mindful of corruption Jesus spoke armaic n the word Allah is a translation of the word god their main sin is shirk associating others with the worship meant for the one and only creator
If someone has a Gary Busey to English translation dictionary, and could loan me their copy?  I would love to try to understand just what in the hell this person was trying to say.

This wasn't too surprising, really.  The comment came in the morning after the Memorial.  As many of my ex-JW readers can attest, the Memorial season "brings out the crazies".  I remember as a kid, every year there was always that one brother in the congregation that you wouldn't see all year would be rocking back and forth and talking to himself.  Or, there would be the homeless looking guy that would partake every year, and you'd never see him again.  Or, there would be that family with the three daughters that were in their thirties that still lived at home, and made their own dresses and looked like fundamental Mormons that haven't bathed in 6 months.  Only the old timers in the congregation knew their names, and you would only see them on Memorial night.  They were the Boo Radleys of the Kingdom Hall.

Then you have the troublemakers.

I had another person, this time a Jehovah's Witness, track me down on Facebook and send the following message in response to my post about a local elder I knew, getting arrested on molestation charges.
"Are u saying this to stumble others?U will not succeed.Why did the pope travel to UK?Tell me the reasons.Do you know what has been happening to ur so called pastors,priests,popes and other people who claim to be worshiping the true God?"
I replied, stating that my intent wasn't to "stumble"(a term Witnesses like to use, meaning to shove them off the right path) anyone at all, but rather to share a story.  That story happened to be that an elder that I used to know liked blowing 14 year old boys and got caught.  This individual is from Ghana.  I'm not being racist, by any means, but just making an observation.

As a Jehovah's Witness, it is against the religion to read material from an "apostate", or someone that has left the organization and is writing things contrary to the religion's teachings.  It is also against the religion to speak to, or write to, such an individual.  Doing so can get yourself, as a Jehovah's Witness, kicked out of the church.  I have noticed, in recent months, among my blog and other ex-JW pages on the web, there is a lot of activity by Jehovah's Witnesses from Africa, particularly Ghana and Kenya.  I get at least a dozen page views a day between the two countries, and I imagine they're not reading about the 'Hangover 2' trailer.  I have seen so called "brothers", openly taunting former members of the church on other websites.  It's almost as if the "don't talk to the disfellowshipped" rule doesn't apply to that continent.  Here's this "brother's" response to mine.
"I can only compare u to those in the past.Eg. Like Hitler,didnt he say he will wipe out all witnesses,where is he now and how many witnesses are now in Germany.Dont believe in God and do whatever u like in life and u will see ur end.Even those u had depended on them believe in God.Dont think i will argue with Satan.Mind u i wont read ur reply."
What a nice guy, comparing me to Hitler and all.  I write a blog.  Hitler killed 6 million Jews.  Same thing, I guess.  Same level of evil.  Of course, he did the standard Witness retort in any debate:  "Hit you opponent like a girl.  Get the last word.  Then, run like hell with your fingers in your ears yelling, "I can't hear you."

Finally, is the pièce de résistance.  This one takes the meter way past logical thinking....past conspiracy theories...and enters the territory of sheer lunacy.  It's so mad, I'm not even going to share any details as to who it's from, their website, or any of the text I received.  You're going to have to Google it.


I received a comment a couple of months ago from someone.  It seemed simple enough.  It was along the lines of, "Great post.  I can relate.  Oh yeah, by the way.  I have an ex-JW blog too.  Check it out".  And, there was a link posted for me to follow.  What I read was so "out there", that it made the conspiracy theories of Bigfoot being the second shooter behind the grassy knoll that killed JFK seem plausible.


OK, some back story.  The Jehovah's Witnesses despise the United Nations.  In fact, they think the bible book of Revelation prophesies that the U.N. will be instrumental in bringing about the events that lead to Armageddon.  They, supposedly, want nothing to do with it.


A few years ago, some documents surfaced that suggested that they were an Associate Member of the United Nations Department of Public Information.  From February 1992, until October 2001, they held an NGO (Non Governmental Organization) status with the United Nations, until the day when The Guardian newspaper published a story about their U.N. involvement.


The blog I was linked to states that the reason that the Witnesses were involved with the U.N. was because of.....extraterrestrials.  That's right, aliens.  Keep in mind, when it comes to the bible, the Witnesses are literalists.  They do not believe in evolution, and they DO NOT believe in life on other planets.  However, this blog claims to "prove" that we have been "visited" before, and that, not only are the world's governments aware of it, but they are making plans in the event of an alien invasion.


His reasoning is this:  If life is proven outside our planet...if an alien spacecraft lands in the National Mall in Washington D.C. tomorrow afternoon, people aren't going to be calling their Senator.  They're going to freak out, and head straight for their local church.  Supposedly, the higher ups at the JWs joined the U.N., along with all of the other religions of the world, to develop a contingency plan on how to handle their followers, when and if that day ever occurs.


Puts a whole new meaning to, "The "truth" is out there", doesn't it?


The Incredible Shrinking Twitch

As some of you know, since this whole "mystery illness" thing started, I've been losing a lot of weight too.  Just how much weight is a bit shocking.

I see a number of doctors for various conditions I'm dealing with, whether it be my Tourette's Syndrome, or just my primary physician.  In late October/early November, I weighed about 379 lbs, depending on which doctor's scale I stepped on.  My weight has fluctuated anywhere from 340 to 375 for the better part of the last 10 years. I have worn a size 4XL t-shirt since my sophomore year of high school.  I have always been a big guy.  In my adult years, I have gotten used to it.

This is a picture of me standing outside a fitting room at Target on Tuesday.


I am wearing a 2XL t-shirt, for the first time since the sixth grade.  That's almost 25 years, people.  Last Tuesday, I was at a doctors appointment and was weighed at 317 lbs.  This Tuesday, I weighed in at an even 300.  I haven't weighed 300 lbs since 1989, during my freshman year of high school.  Granted, if you look at the shirt, it's way too short for me.  Even a standard 2X shirt isn't made for someone that is 6' 4 1/2".  My wife took my measurements last week.  Since November, I have lost roughly 10 inches on my chest, and probably 6 inches on my waist.

In a sense, this is wonderful.  I really needed to lose the weight.  But, this is really freaking me the fuck out.  I have lost 80 pounds, by doing NOTHING, in 4-5 months.  That comes to 22% of my body weight.  I haven't changed my diet at all.  I haven't exercised.  I lost 17 pounds just in the last WEEK!!!  Something isn't right.  My fingers have even gotten skinnier to the point that I need to resize my wedding rings.

Doctors have ruled out Multiple Sclerosis and Lou Gehrig's Disease.  With all of the MRIs, CT scans, and blood work done, I would think that they would have found cancer, especially if it was on my spine or brain.  What else could be giving me all of these weird symptoms. 

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Happy 420 From Garfunkel And Oates

On April 14, the state of Arizona started accepting applications from people hoping to qualify for a state issued medical marijuana identification card.  So far, states like California, Washington, and Oregon have made qualifying for a "weed card" much easier than the lawmakers in Arizona.  To qualify in Arizona, you practically have to be dieing.  There are a very short list of medical conditions that qualify for prescription pot, including Multiple Sclerosis, certain types of cancer, and HIV.  Unlike all other states that have approved medical marijuana, Tourette's Syndrome, which I have, is not a covered condition.  For the record, I've never even taken a toke from a joint, but I wouldn't be surprised if it really helped control my tics.

To celebrate 4/20, satirists Garfunkel and Oates have released a video for 'Weed Card', a song explaining the "difficulties" in getting a medical marijuana card in California.

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

I'm Batshit Crazy, And I Approve This Message

Don't you think it's going to be hard enough for Donald Trump to be elected President without Gary Busey helping out?  Busey officially endorsed Trump yesterday, and I'm sure President Obama is ever so grateful.

Monday, April 18, 2011

Bruno Mars Spanks His Monkey

You have to admit...This is probably the most original music video you've seen today.

Como Se Dice "Memorial"?

Growing up as a Jehovah's Witness, I didn't celebrate SHIT!  No Christmas.  No trick or treating.  Hell, I wasn't even allowed to cash in on a free Grand Slam at Denny's on my birthday.  My childhood sucked.  I tried to explain to everyone that, "You don't need to have a holiday to get toys or presents.  We get presents all the time."  That was an utter lie.

The one "holiday" that we did celebrate as Witnesses "The Memorial of Christ's Death" or "The Memorial", as we all called it.  Imagine the strange looks you get telling that to your classmates when you're in the first grade.  The Memorial is a reenactment of sorts, of the Last Supper.  It coincides, supposedly, with the date on the Jewish calendar of Nisan 14, the day way back in the year 33, that Jesus and all of his drinking buddies hung out for one last hurrah.

The bible quotes him as saying, "Keep doing this in remembrance of me", so, once a year, and only once a year, all of the Witnesses in the world come out from under their rocks and do so.  There are only 7 million JWs in the world.  Last year, they had over 18 million people show up for this thing.  They sing a couple of songs, read some passages from the Gospels detailing what happened that night, then they pass the bread and the wine that symbolize Christ's body and blood.  Unlike the Catholics though, they don't eat it.  They just pass the plate around.  You only partake if you believe that you're one of the 144,000 "chosen ones" or super special unicorn Jehovah's Witnesses that are going to heaven.

I tried to explain all of this to my wife earlier this afternoon.  The Nisan 14 thing, how it's related to the Israelites in Egypt, the bread and the wine, how it has to happen after sundown, the 144,000 bit, etc.  At the end, she was looking at me the way the dog does when they hear your voice on the answering machine.

Here's the point I was wanting to make.....  Chris Parks made an awesome rendition of da Vinci's 'The Last Supper', reimagining Christ and friends as Luchadors.  Living in Arizona, I think it's fitting to think of Jesus and his apostles as high flying, acrobatic Mexican wrestlers partaking in tacos and cerveza.



And, if this mural couldn't get any cooler, after it was completed, he split it up into 12 skateboards.


Isn't blasphemy awesome?

So, for all of you ex JWs out there, the next time Nisan 14 rolls around, and you think about what all of your old acquaintances and family members are going to be doing, grab yourself a taco and a Corona.  I think I just found us a new Springtime tradition.  I know what I'll be doing next year. 

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

First Peek At 'Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes'

OK.  I wasn't even aware that this was in the pipeline until I saw this video today.  Apparently, a prequel to 'Planet of the Apes' is in post-production, starring James Franco, Frida Pinto, and John Lithgow.  It is currently slated for release in August.  The studio has decided to finally do away with the cumbersome and time consuming process of prosthetics and latex masks, and go full CGI when it comes to modelling the apes.

Andy Serkis is cast as the role of Cesar, an ape with extreme intelligence (originally played by Roddy McDowall).  Serkis is a veteran of acting under the constraints of motion capture.  He played Gollum/Smeagol for the 'Lord of the Rings' trilogy, and also was the actor behind the CG version of King Kong.  The video of Cesar that was released today was only a peek, five seconds in all, but gives a real glimpse as to what technicians are capable of with the right tools.



Cesar was one of the good guys in the original 'Planet of the Apes' films.  This time around he doesn't seem so nice.  I'm really looking forward to seeing more from the film.  Hopefully, it can make us forget of the Mark Wahlberg disaster ten years ago.

Is This A Little Racist?




The other people at the table got fortunes that taught the Chinese words for "good at math", 

SNL Hits A Little Close To Home



About 12 years ago, I worked as a strip club DJ at a place called Cole's Platinum Club in Phoenix.  It was ghetto....GHETTO.  It sat under an overpass on the West side of town, and yes, I worked on the day shift.


One word of advice to anyone that is interested in going to a gentlemen's club:  Never go before 9PM.  Some clubs advertise happy hours.  Some advertise free buffets.  Don't buy into the hype!  


There was one dancer that I worked with named "Jordan", that was into her second year of a veterinary assistant program, but was allergic to dogs and cats.


There was another dancer that had a nasty 6-7 inch scar on the inside of her right thigh.  When I asked her about it, she told me that one afternoon she decided to do a "power slide" across the stage.  The inside of her thigh caught on a splinter on the hardwood stage and ripped her leg open.  An ambulance had to be called.  She had to have surgery to repair an artery.  The stage was never repaired.


The pièce de résistance was the dancer on the day shift that was bald and deaf.  I'm not joking.  She wore a blond wig, and would only dance to the Beastie Boys' 'She's Crafty', because the bass was so heavy, she could feel it in the stage.  Unfortunately, when you only have 5 dancers on the day shift, and they're supposed to dance to two songs per rotation, you tend to hear that fucking song a lot.


When there are less than half a dozen customers in the club, it makes no sense to have the volume of the music turned up so loud that you can't hear yourself think.  I'm not trying to be mean, but it didn't really matter what volume the music was at anyway, because she danced off beat to begin with;  so, it was always like she was dancing to another song, already.  


When the song was over, she would still be dancing.  I would have to flicker the strobe lights on and off to try to get her attention.  93% of the time, it wouldn't work.  It would be so weird to see the customers looking at her dancing to no music, then look at me, trying to figure out what was going on, then back to her.  I wasn't allowed to leave my booth under any circumstance, so more often than not, I would have to throw ice at her to get her attention, and get her off stage.  My god, it was horrible.


$6.00 an hour and 10% of what the ladies took home.  On a good day, I would go home with $50, and would have to give the deaf girl a few dollars for a cab ride home.  That was my life.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Goliath Vs. David Plane Collision At JFK

In this instance, Goliath clearly won.  Last night at JFK International Airport, an Airbus A380-800, the largest commercial airplane ever constructed, was taxiing down the runway when it came into contact with a CRJ-700.  Here's the result:



To put things into perspective, the A380 has a wingspan of almost 262 feet, and weighs over 1.3 million pounds fully fueled.  Depending on the seat configuration, it can hold up to 853 passengers.  The CRJ-700, on the other hand, weighs less than 72,000 when fueled and loaded.  The passengers and crew on the Airbus probably didn't even realize that they had struck the other plane.  The 70 people on the Comair regional flight, on the other hand, were tossed like a toy.  It's like a monster truck clipping a kid's Big Wheel.

Benicio Del Toro Knocks Up Kimberly Stewart

In "TMZ is having a field day" news of the day, it appears that Paris Hilton's former BFF is pregnant.  No, not Nicole Ritchie, the one that isn't famous.  Kimberly Stewart, daughter of Rod Stewart, is expecting.  Academy Award winner Benicio del Toro is the father.

In a statement released, surprisingly, by 'Life and Style' magazine, and not by representatives of either party said,
"Life & Style can confirm exclusively that Kimberly Stewart, the daughter of rocker Rod Stewart, is pregnant with actor Benicio del Toro's baby, a rep for Benicio confirms. "Kimberly is pregnant. Benicio is the father and is very supportive," Benicio's rep, Robin Baum, tells Life & Style exclusively. "Although they are not a couple, they are looking forward to the arrival of the baby." Benicio, 44, is best known for winning an Academy Award for his role in Traffic in 2001. Kimberly was most recently linked to actors Jude Law and Rhys Ifans, and in 2005 Kimberly was engaged to then-Laguna Beach star Talan Torriero, who was seven years younger than her."
Translation of the statement from Benicio's rep: "We ran into each other backstage at the Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards.  We didn't even have dinner.  I can't believe this is happening to me.  I am entering rehab in the morning."


For those of you unfamiliar with Stewart, it's not surprising.  Her Wikipedia bio lists her as an "actress, model, and fashion designer", but she is essentially a D-list version of a Kardashian or a Hilton (daddy's rich, but I want to party).  A staple on the red carpet a couple of years ago, the following clip is what she is most famous for.



In 2005, Stewart had her breast implants removed, autographed them, and gave them to ex-boyfriend Jack Osbourne.  She was also romantically liked, at one time, to Puddle of Mudd frontman Wes Scantlin, after he had broken up with her father's ex-wife/her stepmother Rachel Hunter.  That's one classy lady.

On the list of socialites/reality TV stars to be connected romantically to, the socially acceptable list is as follows:

Any Kardashian Sister
Paris Hilton
Lindsay Lohan
Nicole Ritchie
Snooki
Spencer Pratt
Gary Busey
The Situation
Flavor Flav
Girl on "Rock of Love Bus"
Kimberly Stewart

Benicio del Toro's credibility has taken such a hit, that he has moved from movie roles to the stage.  He can be seen next month in a dinner theatre presentation of 'Death of a Salesman', in Dayton, Ohio.

In other news, Sir Anthony Hopkins has been romantically linked to Puddin', from the first season of 'Flavor of Love'.

Monday, April 11, 2011

National Anthem Fail

Yet again, another rock star washed up, 80s singer/third rate tequila purveyor was caught butchering the National Anthem.  This time, it was former Van Halen front man Sammy Hagar, with some help from guitar god (yet, I can't put my finger on a single tune of his), Joe Satriani.



Why is Sammy walking around so much?  Doesn't he realize you don't do the "shoulder rub with the guitar player" thing during 'The Star Spangled Banner'?  Rock rules stipulate that move cannot be made during any performance post-1987, unless it is in the form of a music video, and both the singer and guitarist are bare chested.

David Lee Roth Gary Cherone doesn't look so stup...nevermind.  If there's an up side, at least Sammy didn't yell "Cabo Wabo" at the end.