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Thursday, August 25, 2011

Video: Candid Video Of Teenage Girl With Tourette's

The video was taken by Meggan.  She's 14.  She has Tourette's Syndrome.  I can't imagine how difficult high school is for a kid with TS.  Her video made me smile...and cry a bit.  Take a look:



For clarification, Meggan's mom says that the jokes that her friends make are not mean spirited.  She has a particular tic in which she barks, somewhat like a dog.  When she does, one of her friends "ribbits" like a frog, to divert attention from Meggan.  There's another tic, where Meggan makes a noise like "Wheeeeeeeeeee!".  When she does that, her friend smiles and says, "Wow.  You're so happy to see me!".

I know from experience that it helps to have someone available to draw attention off of you.  The last thing you need is to have a "friend" staring at you, or worse, looking uncomfortable, when everyone in the room is looking at you when you tic.

It takes a lot of courage to talk about this openly to your inner circle, let alone the world.  Meggan is a brave young lady.  

Quote Of The Day


"I really hate vaginas. I'm allergic to vagina."


- Robert Pattinson, who plays Edward, the vampire, in the Twilight series.  He is currently involved with Kristen Stewart, who plays Bella. 

Further proof that vampires don't fucking "sparkle".  They don't wear purity rings.  And middle aged Mormon women have no business writing vampire novels.



Photo: We Will Never Forget


Video: Evangelist Swindles Teenagers Out Of Thousands

"Once you drink of his presence and his word, it is your duty to turn back around and give back to that which has offered you the drink."

Unbelievable.  By the way...that may sound like a Bible verse.  It's not.  But to the gullible, largely teen congregation in the video below, it sounds just as "true" as the rest of the "gospel" that has been preached to them.



I guess the Bible is no longer printed with Matthew chapter ten.  It was when I was a kid.  In it, Jesus said,
8“Heal the sick, raise the dead, cleanse the lepers, cast out demons. Freely you received, freely give. 9“Do not acquire gold, or silver, or copper for your money belts, 10or a bag for your journey, or even two coats, or sandals, or a staff; for the worker is worthy of his support."
Then again, Evangelicals today believe in a literal translation of the Bible.  Since Jesus didn't specifically mention a million dollar home or a Mercedes Benz they can technically justify their actions before god, right?

And American feel threatened by radical Islam?  Please. 

"I'll Take 'Things Billy Ray Cyrus Should Never Try To Do, For 400' Alex"


Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Study: Bi Men Exist. Savage Offers Mea Culpa, Sort Of

Dr. Michael Bailey
Duh.

In a 2005 paper, Northwestern University professor Dr. Michael Bailey, essentially stated that bisexual men were, in fact, gay, but fooling themselves.  The research at the time entailed measuring the "level of sexual arousal" a participant was at while watching both gay and straight porn.  At the time of the 2005 study, the subjects only "responded" to the gay porn.

The study thereby concluded that male bisexuality did not exist.  Bailey reported:
"In men there's no hint that true bisexual arousal exists, and that for men arousal is orientation."
The New York Times went so far as to say that men are "Straight, Gay or Lying".  As you could imagine, the bi community was furious, but they had no scientific ammunition to counter Bailey's argument.

Fast forward six years.  A landmark study published Tuesday, confirms that bisexual men do indeed exist.  One of the study's authors is the very same Dr. Michael Bailey from the '05 paper.    And, it unequivocally nullifies the findings of research done in 2005.  Why the about face?

In a word:  science.  Or more precisely, the scientific method.

For the '05 study, men were sought out via ads in gay-themed, and alternative lifestyle magazines.  There was no real selection process.  They accepted all comers (no pun intended).  If a guy wanted to participate and said he was bisexual, regardless of their sexual history, he was accepted.

This time around, the application process was a little more stringent.  Not only did they advertise specifically on websites that catered to bisexual clientele, but the men that took part in the study were also required to have a history with both men and women.  Men had to have had two sexual experiences with members of each sex, and a relationship lasting at least three months with a member of each sex.  (So, that time that you made out with that chick at the frat party in college didn't count.)  I wouldn't have even been considered "bisexual enough" to be part of this study.

So to make the study scientifically sound, the tests were conducted in the same fashion as they were in 2005.  Electrodes were placed around the subject's penises.  They were shown pornographic videos with only men, then only women.  As the videos were being shown, the electrodes measured the "level of sexual arousal" the subject was feeling at the time.  Turns out, the results were exactly the opposite of what they found in 2005.  The results of the study showed that while bisexual men responded to both the male and female videos, gay and straight men did not.  Quoting the study:
"On average, the bisexual men in our sample had distinctly bisexual patterns of both genital and subjective arousal.... It appears that some men may identify as bisexual because they are sexually aroused by both sexes, even if they experience considerably more arousal to one sex than the other. Alternatively, men with bisexual arousal patterns may experience temporal fluctuations in their attractions and arousal to men and to women. Thus, a bisexual man may be more aroused by male stimuli at one time point but by female stimuli at another time point. Further, his arousal to his less arousing sex may vary in magnitude depending on fluctuations in his attractions to that sex at any given time.
The current study establishes that some bisexual men have bisexual arousal patterns. Accepting the centrality of sexual arousal patterns in understanding male sexual orientation (Bailey, 2009), this suggests that indeed, some men have a bisexual orientation."

 The study even received the attention of notorious biphobe Dan Savage, who wrote about it last week before the paper was published.(I didn't catch the article until today, since I try to intentionally avoid anything related to him.)  While it was refreshing to finally see a blog post from Savage titled "Case Closed: Bisexuals Exist", it is disappointing to not see an apology for years of disparaging comments aimed at the bisexual community.  While in a round about way, he did admit that he was wrong about bisexuals.  Though, he said:
"How's this for irony: once researchers controlled for the young-and-temporarily-bi-identified and the gay-and-kidding-themselves-about-being-bi—once researchers refused to accept without question the professed sexual identities of the bi-identified men they recruited, once researchers acted like biphobes and bigots—they were able to demonstrate that "bisexual arousal patterns" actually exist"
Lovely, isn't he?  Justifying his bigotry?  Ladies and gentlemen, may I present, everything that's wrong with the gay community.   Yes, Dan Savage is a despicable human being in my opinion.  But, he is a little less despicable today than what he was the day before.  As arrogant as he is, he can at least be humble; or be as humble as Dan Savage is capable of being.  He said this regarding the study.  I would like to think applies to Savage as well:
"But here's the lovely thing about science: what science gets wrong, more science sets right."
 You would think that bisexual advocacy organizations across the country would be ecstatic that this study was revisited, let alone the results.  They're not.  In fact, most groups, particularly the Bisexual Resource Center, Bi Social Network and the Bisexual Organizing Project are skeptical of the science that actually validates their existence.

They are disconcerted, most notably for two reasons: that women were not included in the study, and that the "least common denominators (porn and erections) were used as indicators to measure sexual attraction.

What many fail to understand is that Tuesday's study is a revisit of the 2005 research.  As such, the scientific method dictates that test subjects must come from a similar demographic, but the conditions of the research must be identical as they were in 2005.  Otherwise, if research conditions had changed in any way, and the outcome was different than what it was in '05, skeptics could reasonably say that the research was flawed.

Also, when you think about it, measuring erectile response is the most practical way to gauge sexual attraction   in males.  They say that when you see someone that you're attracted to, your pupils dilate, but I'm sure this is much more reliable.  Any other way would be subjective.  They can't show someone a picture of a man and say, "Do you find this person attractive", and take the subject's word for it.  That isn't scientific.  Sometimes science isn't pretty, or prude for that matter.

A study like this is much better suited toward males than females.  Physically, it is much easier to measure sexual stimulation/arousal in men than woman.  I imagine it's also much less intrusive and awkward.  Sex is much different for men than women.  To put it bluntly, if a guy gets turned on, he gets hard.  End of story.  There are many more processes involved when it comes to female sexuality.  And yes, I intentionally used the word process.  That's what it is.  It's a science in itself.  A man can go from flaccid, to hard, to finished in thirty seconds.  We're apes.  We make the perfect test subjects.

The bi community should stop whining and take this for what it is, a victory.  For once we have scientific proof of something we have known our entire lives.  We're real.  We exist.  We are no longer the mythical unicorns of legend.  If Dan Savage says so, it has to be true, right?

Earthquake Tilts Washington Monument?

At 1:51PM, 45 minutes after the 5.9 magnitude earthquake hit the Eastern seaboard, Fox News reported:
"Megyn Kelly just shared word that a D.C. police officer told a Fox News producer that there is concern that the Washington Monument may be tilting following a 5.9 magnitude earthquake."  
You know, Fox News:  The bastion of misinformation.  Well, despite the source, the news went viral.  Twitter was aflutter with the news that Washington had inherited it's very own Leaning Tower of Pisa.  According to USA Today, however, this is a picture of the Washington Monument, moments after the quake hit:


Um....not leaning.  Still phallic.  Still perfectly erect.  Quoting Park Service spokesman Jeffrey Olson, there was "absolutely no damage" to the Washington Monument, the Lincoln Memorial or other memorials along the National Mall.

Fox News has yet to recant or remove their story from their website.  In fact, it's still highlighted as one of the stories in their "Fox News Spotlight".

Now that's journalism.

UPDATE:  NBC Washington is reporting that upon a secondary inspection, cracks have been discovered in the stones at the top of the Washington Monument.

"The NPS said it is evaluating the structures to ensure that they are structurally sound and safe for all visitors. Agency spokesman Jeffrey Olson had told the AP that there was "absolutely no damage" to the Washington Monument, contrary to media reports elsewhere that it was leaning.
"Absolutely incorrect," U.S. Park Police Sgt. David Schlosser said of media reports that the Washington Monument was leaning.  "It stands tall and proud."
The NPS said said a preliminary inspection of the Washington Monument and found it to be structurally sound. The NPS will continue to inspect the interior of the Monument before any decisions are made about reopening it to the public."

Photo: Shocking Photo Of D.C. Earthquake Devestation


I smell a celebrity telethon in the works.

Video: Hitler Learns That HP Is Abandoning Touchpad And WebOS



HP took a major blow to their reputation and their net worth last week.  Just 48 days after introducing their Touchpad tablet, they announced that they were pulling it from the market, due to dismal sales figures.  To say that sales "failed to live up to expectations" would be an understatement.  HP shipped 270,000 Touchpads to Best Buy.  As of Friday, Best Buy sold approximately 25,000.  Another source calls that estimate "charitable".


Realistically, at $499 for a 16GB model, why wouldn't you buy an IPad 2?  That seems to be HP's problem.  Apple currently has roughly 80-85% of the tablet market.  There are over 90,000 apps available for the IPad currently, and over 250,000 IPhone/IPod apps that can be used on the IPad.  It will take years for any tablet competitor to be able to say that, whether web or Android based.  No one can compete.

Early Saturday morning, both Best Buy and HP's websites showed a price change on the 16 and 32GB Touchpad.  The 16GB Touchpad was marked down from $499 to $99.  Interestingly, the price change was done before Best Buy had a chance to change their print ad for Sunday, showing a 16GB model for $449.  It appears that Best Buy sold their remaining 245,000 tablets by 8:14PM Sunday evening.

In the ultimate act of good faith/we release an inferior product, both HP and Best Buy announced that anyone that paid full price for their Touchpad after June 21st can come to the place of purchase, with a receipt, and be reimbursed for the difference...resulting in a $99 tablet.

Lesson to be learned:  Never try competing with Apple.  You will never win if you do.  HP was just forced to sell off hundreds of thousands of tablets for $99 apiece; tablets which likely cost them $400-450 each to make.  That's a $100 million loss only considering the stock that Best Buy had on hand.  Ouch.

Monday, August 22, 2011

Kim Kardashian Makes $22 Million On Wedding Day

Oh my God.  This picture actually made news, today.  Does this ass make my ass look big? 
I know that marriage is supposed to be rewarding, but profitable?!  Apparently, Kim Kardashian thinks so.  Last weekend, she made over $22 million marrying boyfriend Kris Humphries.
 "The newlyweds sold the exclusive photo rights to US People magazine for $2.4 million, but the biggest payout came from the four-hour, two-part TV special that will air on the E! Network in October, according to the New York Post. 
"Kim’s Fairytale Wedding: A Kardashian Event " is expected to pull up to $15 million for the Kardashian family franchise and for producer Ryan Seacrest. 
The couple also get $300,000 for their exclusive engagement announcement in People and $100,000 for exclusive rights to the bridal shower with Britain’s OK! Magazine."
So...that's $17.8 million in cash.  There's another $4.4 million that was made in freebies given to the couple in exchange for promotional consideration at the event:
  • Three $20,000 Vera Wang wedding dresses (all of which were somehow worn)
  • $400,000 worth of Perrier Jouet Champagne 
  • A $15,000, 10-tiered wedding cake
  • $150,000 in hair and make up for the bride
  • $750,000 in catering
  • $3 million in jewelry, including a $1 million wedding band and $2 million engagement ring
  • and finally, a $50,000 bachelorette party, sponsored by Tao nightclub in Las Vegas.
Sanctity of marriage my ass!

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Abercrombie Offers Unique Endorsement Deal To Jersey Shore Clan


In what has to be the strangest endorsement deal ever, Abercrombie and Fitch has offered Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino money not to wear their clothes.  Why?  In essence, it's ruining the brand's image.

A spokesman for the clothing line told CNN yesterday:
"We are deeply concerned that Mr. Sorrentino's association with our brand could cause significant damage to our image. We understand that the show is for entertainment purposes, but believe this association is contrary to the aspirational nature of our brand, and may be distressing to many of our fans.  We have therefore offered a substantial payment to Michael 'The Situation' Sorrentino and the producers of MTV's The Jersey Shore to have the character wear an alternate brand," A&F continues. "We have also extended this offer to other members of the cast and are urgently waiting a response."
 The 'Jersey Shore' cast devalues everything that they touch.  It is long overdue that a company has publicly drawn a line in the sand and said, "You can fist pump and bang your personal reputations to shit, but leave our products out of it".  Way to go, Abercrombie and Fitch.  I may not like your clothing, but I admire your style.

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Should I See 'Conan The Barbarian' This Weekend?

When the most famous actor/actress in the movie is Rose McGowan.  And, the biggest thing she's been in is knuckle deep in Marilyn Manson.


It's not a good sign.

Christine O'Donnell Walks Out Of CNN Interview

Earlier this evening, former Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell walked out of an interview on CNN with Piers Morgan.  Morgan was asking her what her stance was on gay marriage and Don't Ask Don't Tell;  two topics that are covered in her new book, 'Troublemaker'.  She refused to answer the question.



Since she's not running for office, I guess she doesn't have "I am running for President of the United States" as an answer, like Bachmann.

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Video: Stage Collapses At Indiana State Fair, Killing Five

And, injuring dozens more.  The tragedy took place during last night's Sugarland concert at the Fairgrounds.  Evacuation orders were being broadcast to the crowd as the rigging came down.  The following video, while not graphic, is disturbing nonetheless.

Levi's Commercial Pulled From Nation

...due to content and bad timing.  See if you can guess which country the ads were pulled in?



A spokesperson for the clothing company said,
"We are deeply disheartened about the unprecedented events taking place in the UK at the moment and which have impacted communities across the country.   
"While "Go Forth" is about embodying the energy and events of our time, it is not about any specific moment or theme, rather it is about optimism, positive action and a pioneering spirit. 
"Out of sensitivity for what is happening in the UK, we have temporarily pulled our Facebook and cinema spots in the country." 
The advertisement features Charles Bukowski's 'The Laughing Heart'.