Cleaning Tips For Crazy People

If your cat pukes in the hallway, put it on you to do list. By the time you get to it:

Wake up
Roll out of bed
Kill imaginary squirrel
Get mail
Put on underwear
Feed Fish
Watch 'Price is Right'
Play Backgammon with Hitler
Take Shower
Put on dry underwear
Post blog
Eat Crunch Berries
Read email
Read TMZ.com
Clean up cat puke

Cat will have already eaten dried cat puke....problem solved.