Growing up as a Jehovah's Witness, I didn't celebrate SHIT! No Christmas. No trick or treating. Hell, I wasn't even allowed to cash in on a free Grand Slam at Denny's on my birthday. My childhood sucked. I tried to explain to everyone that, "You don't need to have a holiday to get toys or presents. We get presents all the time." That was an utter lie.
The one "holiday" that we did celebrate as Witnesses "The Memorial of Christ's Death" or "The Memorial", as we all called it. Imagine the strange looks you get telling that to your classmates when you're in the first grade. The Memorial is a reenactment of sorts, of the Last Supper. It coincides, supposedly, with the date on the Jewish calendar of Nisan 14, the day way back in the year 33, that Jesus and all of his drinking buddies hung out for one last hurrah.
The bible quotes him as saying, "Keep doing this in remembrance of me", so, once a year, and only once a year, all of the Witnesses in the world come out from under their rocks and do so. There are only 7 million JWs in the world. Last year, they had over 18 million people show up for this thing. They sing a couple of songs, read some passages from the Gospels detailing what happened that night, then they pass the bread and the wine that symbolize Christ's body and blood. Unlike the Catholics though, they don't eat it. They just pass the plate around. You only partake if you believe that you're one of the 144,000 "chosen ones" or super special unicorn Jehovah's Witnesses that are going to heaven.
I tried to explain all of this to my wife earlier this afternoon. The Nisan 14 thing, how it's related to the Israelites in Egypt, the bread and the wine, how it has to happen after sundown, the 144,000 bit, etc. At the end, she was looking at me the way the dog does when they hear your voice on the answering machine.
Here's the point I was wanting to make..... Chris Parks made an awesome rendition of da Vinci's 'The Last Supper', reimagining Christ and friends as Luchadors. Living in Arizona, I think it's fitting to think of Jesus and his apostles as high flying, acrobatic Mexican wrestlers partaking in tacos and cerveza.
And, if this mural couldn't get any cooler, after it was completed, he split it up into 12 skateboards.
Isn't blasphemy awesome?
So, for all of you ex JWs out there, the next time Nisan 14 rolls around, and you think about what all of your old acquaintances and family members are going to be doing, grab yourself a taco and a Corona. I think I just found us a new Springtime tradition. I know what I'll be doing next year.
The one "holiday" that we did celebrate as Witnesses "The Memorial of Christ's Death" or "The Memorial", as we all called it. Imagine the strange looks you get telling that to your classmates when you're in the first grade. The Memorial is a reenactment of sorts, of the Last Supper. It coincides, supposedly, with the date on the Jewish calendar of Nisan 14, the day way back in the year 33, that Jesus and all of his drinking buddies hung out for one last hurrah.
The bible quotes him as saying, "Keep doing this in remembrance of me", so, once a year, and only once a year, all of the Witnesses in the world come out from under their rocks and do so. There are only 7 million JWs in the world. Last year, they had over 18 million people show up for this thing. They sing a couple of songs, read some passages from the Gospels detailing what happened that night, then they pass the bread and the wine that symbolize Christ's body and blood. Unlike the Catholics though, they don't eat it. They just pass the plate around. You only partake if you believe that you're one of the 144,000 "chosen ones" or super special unicorn Jehovah's Witnesses that are going to heaven.
I tried to explain all of this to my wife earlier this afternoon. The Nisan 14 thing, how it's related to the Israelites in Egypt, the bread and the wine, how it has to happen after sundown, the 144,000 bit, etc. At the end, she was looking at me the way the dog does when they hear your voice on the answering machine.
Here's the point I was wanting to make..... Chris Parks made an awesome rendition of da Vinci's 'The Last Supper', reimagining Christ and friends as Luchadors. Living in Arizona, I think it's fitting to think of Jesus and his apostles as high flying, acrobatic Mexican wrestlers partaking in tacos and cerveza.
And, if this mural couldn't get any cooler, after it was completed, he split it up into 12 skateboards.
Isn't blasphemy awesome?
So, for all of you ex JWs out there, the next time Nisan 14 rolls around, and you think about what all of your old acquaintances and family members are going to be doing, grab yourself a taco and a Corona. I think I just found us a new Springtime tradition. I know what I'll be doing next year.
3 comments:
Awesome, awesome art.
I can't for the life of me remember why everyone didn't partake. I know it's all doctrinal and shit, but what was the scriptural basis? It's nice to be at a point in life when I'm forgetting all that codswallop.
I support this plan 100%. Tacos & beer > unleaven bread any day.
Love this post - I went to the memorial last night and partake after decades of fantasizing about it. Even got pics, which will be up on my blog in a few days.
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