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Thursday, October 6, 2011

Allowable Marriage: According To The Bible (Chart)

Many people today believe in a literal interpretation of the Bible.  They believe that it is actually the word of god.  Since the book of Leviticus says that men lying together "are an abomination", then, in their minds, 6000 years later, obviously god doesn't want people to be having gay sex.  That being said, I thought I would share the other types of marriages that are permissible, according to the Bible.  Pay attention.


Now, the whole rapist/victim match up...that is an abomination.  However, I think the brother-in-law thing still takes place in West Virginia. (shudders)

3 comments:

Rachel said...

I hope that you have seen Betty Bowers interpretation of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFkeKKszXTw

It's hilarious because otherwise it makes you cry, heh.

Twitch said...

Now, that video is AWESOME! I haven't seen it before. Thanks for sharing. Hilarious.

Many theologians believe that Adam and Eve had more children than just Cain and Abel, but since there was no moral story to be told with any of the other siblings, they weren't specifically mentioned. The Bible mentions their son Seth as the male that Christ's lineage passed down through.

So, Cain probably married one of his sisters and had children. In my opinion, that is just as gross as boinking your mother, but it makes a little bit more sense.

kate said...

Dear Twitch,
I love you.
That's all.