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Tuesday, September 6, 2011

CLOO - The First IPhone App That Will Likely Result In MURDER

While somewhat interesting in theory, CLOO is a new app that is destined to end with someone strangled in their bathroom.

Yes.  THIS IS REAL.  The developers of this app expect you to open up your apartment to a complete stranger, and let them take a shit in your bathroom.  "Oh, you know Sally too?  Come on in.  Drop a deuce."

Are you fucking kidding me?!?

In six months, CLOO will not be known as an innovative social experiment, but synonymous with "dead hookers".  New York City will soon have a "CLOO Ciller" (They'll change the K in killer to a C to make it look better in the headlines.)

This can't end well.